May 23, 2005
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Not Bad.
A son and father are talking to each other. "Son, I've got to talk to you about responsibility" and the son was like "OK". So the son and father bought some pop tarts. It was stupid. Then the father and son team saw a retarded person. "Son, now look at that man over there. He's what we call handicapped. He can't walk!" "Wow" said the son "he's an asshole!". The son then gave the retard a pop tart. More like, POP TARD! HO HO I'M IMPRESSIVE WITH THE JOKES! Anywho, the father was all like "retards are a lower form of man, just push him down the steps" and so they did. Then they both high fived and like went to the mall or something. I don't know. What do I look like, a biographer?
Speaking of malls, I was at the mall today and I saw an eight year old girl and thought: not bad. Then I went into the Baby GAP to sniff the clothes. That started to bore me, so I played grab-ass with the little boys in the play area. Their parents saw me do this and called security. I ran outside and smashed into a car. I was so erect from before that I totally annihilated it with my ENGORGED PENIS. Here's a photo of the car afterwards:
True story. Just ask Chadwick.
Yes, I did write this in five minutes.
Comments (25)
That car got totally pwned! ^_^
More like YOUR MOM got pwned IN BED.
GET ME SOME BUTTER BECAUSE I'M ON SOME ROLLS.
lol! who are you? do you actually know me? if not how did you find my site?
That is a mighty big penis you have to do so much damage! :-9
Oh my God... The Spice girls are reuniting?!? Give me a few minutes, I have to hang myself with a bag of chips!!
ken? lol wow!
who is this?
ha haha ha! holy fucking shit... this is the fucking funniest post!!!!
ah ahah ha haha... "I was at the mall today and I saw an eight year old girl and thought: not bad." ahahahahaha!!
I wish that my ex-boyfriend had a penis as engorged as yours. Care to give him some tips? He's BeaverBoyofOregon on Xanga.
Ah, Sepety, wonders such as yourself never cease to amaze me. Your site kicks ass!
that's MY CAR!!!
Well, smack my ass and call me Charlie.
No really. It's a fetish of mine.
Stupid car, should've went to school you stupid car! AHAHAHA!
No, however I do enjoy their fried chicken. That Colonel was a great man.
No, but I do enjoy their fried chicken. That Colonel was a great man.
lol that was a mean joke but it still was amuzing anyway
Don't worry son, i'll get you a new car. Keep being a Perve!! thats my boy
I'm debating whether or not to call child services.
kenny!!! you shouldn't have touched the van gogh!!!!lol
it happens.
You are one sick DUDE!!!!!!!! Why did u pray with my mom anyway???? I don't understand!!!
Hey Steven Curtis LIPGLOSS, if you were a salad, you'd be a FRUIT salad. Because you're gay.
hey kenny.... you are a fag.
steven is a doo-mass.... Rosa Parks Mmmbobbaway *click cliick click*
LOL. Fuddrucker's is pretty fucking awesome. I wanna do it all again, except we're skipping dessert cos' now I FEEL like I have a calcified fetus inside me. URGH. Oh btw, I got a main page up. It sucks I know, but hey, it's a start no?
I'll have my rants up ASAP and whatnot. Omg my stomach....
Nice xanga you got there!!
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