December 4, 2006
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hey guys whuts going on OH WAIT NOTHING
Hello idiots. What the hell happened to this place idiots. Stop being a bunch of retarded idiots, idiot. I am typing to you from the confines of a cubicle at a local library. I haven't updated my site with stories about grandmother's getting raped because I don't have the internet at my house. So sit back and relax as I yell at my computer screen.
I hit the following animals with my car this year:
- 2 Ducks (at the same time)
- A Deer
- 5 Birds
- Like 8 squirrels. I don't know. Who cares.
I'll probably get the interweb back soon, so don't shit your damn pants just yet. Whoops I said shit on the library's computer so now they'll probably ban me forever. That's a shame. Once that happens, I can take the time to understand all this new crap on here that looks like a waste of time anyway.
- Awful Xanga of the Week
Xanga.com (thanks me) - I guess my stupid Awful Xanga of the Week is ruined now that this internet website bolog has implemented a bunch of unnecessary security programs. So screw that crap. I could take screen shots of the sites but that would involve extra work that I don't feel like putting in.
- 2 Ducks (at the same time)
Comments (23)
Your site makes me horny. Or cruel...
I forget which.
boo xanga.com!
I've never seen a bird get hit by a car. Close, but never seen it actually happen.
eye wuv ewe.
Add in a human or two and I'll be somewhat impressed.
My nominations for "Awful Xanga of the Week" are:
just_to_browse and adorkable_asian
I'm looking forward to reading your entries once you get your Internet access back.
Kill one of those squirrely bastards for me.
My nomination for dumb fat ass bitch of the year would be BadnarikChick =) Since she is oh so obsessed with me, the person that simply told her to stfu when she pettily tried to start drama on xanga.
=]
^^^See? She's not even original.
^^^ grow THE fuck up badnarik. do you not even realize how stupid YOU look blathering on and on about me every chance you get? pre-school much? but yay for having my very own stalking fucktard.
^^^How the hell can I stalk you when I'm blocked from your site?
I'm sorry to have brought this whole idiotic thing to your site. I've got two real losers for you to put up in your post for next week. I'll be right back with the links.
And the bitch zero'd you, too.
Here they are:
fall_out_boy_rox4186
pretty_girl_101_16
It's the same person writing them, but both deserve links up on an entry.
you should be sorry meghan. YOU are the one who keeps running your mouth about me to whoever will listen. you're a boil on the ass of humanity that is in dire need of lancing.
There must be a lot of wildlife where you live.
I haven't hit anything yet.
<3 bay area.
whut
I hit an elk.
congrats on the unclean kills.
Hey, I thought you were dead.
Good job.... on not being dead.
Merry Christmas!
internet usability: improving web apps until they are no longer of use to anybody
I see people still come to this crap hole of a sight.
And I'm sure Fatnarikchick would love to see my entry about her bestie ilsurvive =D
come to my site. kenny sucks.
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