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I'm Vegan Now.
As you already know, I love the animals. I write about animals all the time, 24/7 everyday of the week, constantly updating on animals and how wet their little noses are and shit. Which is why I made the decision last we… -
Weird is Subjective
Things to do before I die: Go to the library and hide behind the stair case so I can cut people's ankles with scissors. Burst a colostomy bag over my face. Pop an eyeball with my thumb. Crush glass into a fine d… -
What I Do In My Free Time
I go into K-Mart, purchase one watermelon flavored Ring Pop, and then promptly throw it away: click to enlarge I'm kind of busy and this one is kind of dumb so that's about it. - Awful Xanga of the Week i_c_dumb_ppl… -
Everything I do is on Purpose
I never make mistakes. If it looks like an accident it's because I wanted it to look that way. I think before I do everything which, in turn, makes me mistake free. If I slip on the ground it's because I wanted to test t… -
Short Stories
I was making some deviled eggs over Easter. I ran out of paprika so I just used red glitter. The room was dark so it looked the same. It's really all just crap if you think about it. Everyone was pissed because glitter w… -
Front to the Past
It is documented that a man by the name of Sir Johnathan Quincy Normal Esq. of Falmouth invented the time machine. This is because in 1993 I stumbled across a time machine in my backyard and went back into time to claim … -
This is an Article About How I Am As Funny As Timothy Allen (With a Long Title to Boot)
I'd like to start off today's family fun circle with some jokes! Are we ready? Get ready to laugh because I'm as funny as any black woman who liked Star Wars! What's up with white people having world records in obesi… -
The More You Know
I knew a guy named Brandon that up until fourth grade would take a whiz at the urinal with his pants FULLY down around his ankles. Who teaches this? I was always taught to whip it out the front door and do my business. B…
John_Q_Normal
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- Name: Kenneth
- Country: United States
- State: Pennsylvania
- Metro: Harrisburg
- Birthday: 5/11/1984
- Gender: Male
- Member Since: 3/5/2003
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Recent Weblogs
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I'm a good Christian boy now.
Jesus. I think his last name was actually&nbs... -
Intro to the old school.
Back when my ideas where hippity freshity fresh fr... -
WHITE SHIRT UP!
sup niggasi got this shit on lock down like when i...
