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I Invented Everything (No Really, I Did).
Many moons ago I wrote one of a bunch of articles that defined who I am as a writer. This was about three years ago. Now all my ideas are gone and I've grown lazier which brings me to re-hash old ideas. Much like a Fox … -
I Invented the wheelchair or something.
Stairs are overrated and stupid. Nothin' like INFINITELY USELESS EXERCISE in the day-and-age of frigg'n electrons and alloys and like cool electronic stuff. Next time I see a staircase I'll totally not walk up them, but… -
I Invented Everyone's Personality.
What is popularity? That is the question. I know what's in and out because I invented everyone's personality and I'm pretty much the prototype for everything cool. I mean, my friend Sanchez said so like yesterday and an… -
TRIPLE PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH MOUTH DESTROYER
Can't believe people are eating fucking "TURDUCKEN" and calling it a big deal. You know who else makes up shit like this? People who smoke five pounds of weed a day. Actually, it was invented by some Chef named Paul Pr… -
I Invented Insane (also the wheel).
I've come to the conclusion that if you have to physically tell people you're a weirdo, you're not. I hate people telling me they are so "insane" and then they turn out to be bland idiots who just dress funny or say cRa… -
I Invented Everything.
I INVENTED EVERYTHING Remember the time when Alex Trebek got totally annihiliated in a car wreck and died? What I say is true. And how about that chick that defeated all those dudes in a chicken wing eating contest…
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- Name: Kenneth
- Country: United States
- State: Pennsylvania
- Metro: Harrisburg
- Birthday: 5/11/1984
- Gender: Male
- Member Since: 3/5/2003
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