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  • Doth not choosen thine own adventore!

    YOUWAKE UP IN THE DARK. IT IS AS QUIET AS A TOMB. YOUR EYES AND HEAD HURTSAND YOU FRANTICALLY SEARCH FOR A SOURCE OF LIGHT. ALL OF A SUDDEN, ALOUD, GASTROUS NOISE BREAKS THE DEAD SILENCE AND A MAN APPEARS IN ABLINDING BU…

  • Jack Bauer is Bisexual

    Who is Jack Bauer? He is the main character on a TV show called "24" portrayed by actor Kiefer Sutherland. Some old lady that I was talking to said that the next season of "24" will feature Jack shifting into the first m…

  • Title (Remove)

    Hello information super highway pals! Would you kill and eat your cat for a million dollars? I would. I mean, with a million dollars you could buy an RV and live in it. That'd be pretty sweet. I'd just park my RV outsi…

  • WRASSLIN'.

    Why hello there good person, how are you today? Did you come to take a gander at the glorious path that I have paved over the years? Because man, this thing is all crooked and everything with like patches of grass all ov…

  • Chub

    Today was an excellent day. I know this because some guy at the Taco Bell said so. I just squashed a rabbit under my car at about 50 MPH. I love running over small animals. They make great thumping noises and I get a chu…

  • Jeff Star Is A Douchebag.

    For those of you who don't know because you don't spend as much time on the Internet as most of us, there is this website called MySpace.com that lets you sign up and connect with hundreds and thousands of people. If you…

  • Story (w/Tim Markworth)

    One time I was going to the store and I saw this kid I knew from McDonalds or something named Markworth buying some salsa. He was being a jerk and like running over old ladies with a grocery cart. Then, all of a sudden, …

  • "Hi Kenny!" "Well, Hi Chadwick!" "Whatever are you doing, fine friend of mine!" "Well, you see Chadwick, I'm EATING! When one gets hungry one would go to the nearest foo -" "Ah yes, FOOD SOURCE! I've heard of such a thi…

  • im gonna kill myself

    I went to the grocery store to buy some clothes, ice cream, and look for friends because I'm so insecure with my feelings that I watch Dr. Phil to make myself feel better. So I just talked to the guy bagging my grocerie…

  • Visit my Uncle Steve.

    Went to visit my Uncle Steve today, who I haven't seen since last Halloween or whatever! He was a little shaken up and was wearing an eye patch. I asked him what was up. The reasons were confusing: "Kenny, I was gettin…

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    • Name: Kenneth
    • Country: United States
    • State: Pennsylvania
    • Metro: Harrisburg
    • Birthday: 5/11/1984
    • Gender: Male
    • Member Since: 3/5/2003
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