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  • OLD MAN KENNY

    Many of you don't know this, but I am not, in fact, a young man who enjoys wearing clown makeup on every holiday. I am in fact a surly old man who's age has riddled his face with bed sores. Bed sores form on my face beca…

  • Welcome to the Gun Show

    I am the strongest person in the world. I can lift anything on the face of the Earth. I have fucking Jurassic fucking arms. My guns are so damn huge that they're not even guns - they're asteroids. One Ken Sepety = Thirty…

  • Everyone You Hate Must Be a Stalker

    Dear Internet, Almost over night, the entire world was filled with stalkers. They are now here, there and everywhere. An old lady was following me the other day in her Sedan for about 12 minutes. My friend told me she w…

  • I'm the Best Mini Golfer

    I am the best mini-golfer on (current planet dominated by humans). No lie. Sure, saying you're the number one times ten ace/champion at a game played by five-year olds isn't much. It still doesn't negate the fact that I …

  • Huge Sack.

    I know some dude* who is selling his balls for $150,000 so he can like go to college or something. That's awesome. Awesome because there is money. If I sold my garbage for money, I'm sure the ol' frank-n-beans would mer…

  • Not Bad.

    A son and father are talking to each other. "Son, I've got to talk to you about responsibility" and the son was like "OK". So the son and father bought some pop tarts. It was stupid. Then the father and son team saw a …

  • Slouch Commander.

    Like I have cancer or something and I'll die soon. Like, tomorrow and stuff. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention to the doctor because I was busy stealing as many cotton balls as I could. You can NEVER have en…

  • AHNULD SHWARZENHIEMAH

    One time Ahnuld Shwarzenhiemah was walking down the street trying to impress the seventh graders. “Yah, you see, look at this! I am so huge; my ahms cannot even touch the sides of my impressively muscular body. Look …

  • I have acumen.

    Prepare to read the most intense, brain-twisting, mind-boggling, I.Q. diminishing, head scratching, perplexing, quizzical set of sentences to have ever been mercilessly smashed onto a section of bright white Internet sp…

  • I am better than those in wheelchairs.

    This dude in a wheelchair today was coming towards me and he was being all cocky with his friends like he could kick my ass. I think he was also part of the Association for Retarded Citizens (as most of you are) because …

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    • Name: Kenneth
    • Country: United States
    • State: Pennsylvania
    • Metro: Harrisburg
    • Birthday: 5/11/1984
    • Gender: Male
    • Member Since: 3/5/2003
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