February 2, 2012
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People wear me out.
I'm not much for small talk. I can't stand it. Everyday there are people flapping their gums as if it will fill the tired void of awkward silence that happens to pop up. I enjoy awkward silence. In fact, I encourage it. How is this done you've never asked? By not talking when people think I should. I like to see people shuffling in their seats, pretending to text on their phones, and sighing relentlessly.
It snowed out the other day. In spite of the weather man telling the planet that the snow was coming, people still acted surprised when it actually came. To put a cherry on top, they had the arrogance to ask me if I had actually seen it. What are you trying to tell me? I've never been outside? I live in a cement block with no windows? Yes, I'm such a shut-in that experiencing the sheer joy of coming out of my hobbit hole would put me into an epileptic shock as the fresh winter air hits my virgin lungs.
What's with that guy on Law and Order: Criminal Intent? His head is always sideways. And why am I always eating the same damn thing when I watch it? Bacon. Bacon and murder: coming soon.
(This post is dedicated to Joe Paterno, who had the audacity to die and flood my Facebook feed.)
Awful Xanga of the Week
@michaelmyersrocks (thanks non-horror Xanga search) - 15 years old. Gay."I wasz talkinqq too my babe on the phone and he says everytime he talks to me, he qets hard.! ;) hehe awwwwwwww iloveit when a quy tells me i make him horny!"
Gross.
"Face down,ass up, thats the way i liked to be fucked.!!! Lmfao ;D"
Comments (11)
Tf.!?!?! Well i aint qay sio qet yhurr facts straiqht yhuu creep that i dont know and im just kiddinq about that
And idk who the fuck yhurr are but shit jjst shut up and im not qay im.bi if yhu ainy qonna qet shit riqht
dont say it K BBBYYYEE.!
Love you, bye.
I was about to comment how intriguing your posts are, and then I saw my username with your profile pic above, and I'm like wtf. o_O
Awkward silences are funny btw.
@michaelmyersrocks - Are you a foreigner? What you wrote doesn't look like English at all. Unless you're still in elementary school...
@In_Reason_I_Trust -
Wow.! Onne mistake and you freak out tf byye yhuu creep.! Annd know im in high school btw and who qives
a fuck About qrammar.! Its not school soo byye
@michaelmyersrocks - I guess when you'll manage a McDonald's in the future, grammar won't matter anyway.
@John_Q_Normal -
Noooo because i woont be managing a mcdonalds when i qrow up so ha.!
I can see yhuu manaqinq a mcdonalds tho
@In_Reason_I_Trust -
Maybe it didnt make sense cuz yhudont know how to read
@michaelmyersrocks - You don't know how to write. Take your comments to any English teacher, and show them mine also. Erase your picture so that they don't know it's you, and ask them to tell you which comments are better written. Which one is writing properly, and which one isn't. Clearly, you seem to have no clue that you're writing like a retarded monkey. So, don't take my word for it. Just ask someone that knows English.
Thanks for the laughs, you pathetic little moron. LOL!
@michaelmyersrocks -
Learn to write, dude. It's not that hard.
@In_Reason_I_Trust -
Well atleast i have a REAL xanga profile pic and noone is laughin soo idk what isz so funny
Yeaah rot in a sack you creep.!
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